Days unemployed: 25
Number of resumes submitted: 32
Number of interviews: 3
Bank balance: 386.56 (downright disturbing)
Number of Starbucks beverages purchased: 30
“Due to the number of blind responses to a craigslist ad, we only review responses for those who may have actually read the ad. To confirm that you've read this ad, please forward resume and include only ONE word in your response. The ONE word should be one that describes you.”
My word: stellar.
I know, I know. Haven’t had my S-bux today.